[Round the pool in the recreation area, the guide shows Akihiko at work on his new job of being a lifeguard.  Unfortunately for all you viewers, the camera is on the ground looking up and Akihiko is wearing what appears to be a tight navy blue speedo and nothing else.

Yes, his body is damn fine.

Yes, he's ripped like a washboard.

But it's still eye ( Read more... )

ただ一つの別のこの船にした。

伸二、私はあなたと話をする必要があります。

( Translation )

[The video comes on with rather jerky movements, enough to make the hardiest stomach feel ill.  The guide appears to be in a backpack but was turned on as the pack was flung and hit the ground.  When the guide settles, the camera shows someone wrapped in several layers of winter gear jump out of the way just as a large and savage creature slashes ( Read more... )

New Year's resolutions huh...?

Anyone else thinking about this?

Hey Shinji, you got a minute?

[There's a definitive sly tone to his voice, despite the short message.  Be afraid.]

I'm being sued by cockroaches. That's a new one.

[The video starts off with an echoing boom of something exploding. The video takes on a goopey green hue as a blob of something smacks into the guide. When the video clears, you'll see a giant carcass of something even bigger in the center of what appears to be a janitorial room. It's smoking ( Read more... )

Okay Shinji, where'd you go?  Dammit, why does he always do this...?

Hey Mitsuru, you wanna grab something to eat?  I'm going crazy with nothing to do.

I wouldn't be lying if I said I've had better months...

Well anyways, my name is Sanada Akihiko of room 3-19. Just wondering if anyone else made it here.